1. (*barfs forever*)

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2. Wherever you stand on the issue of the Affordable Care Act, we can ALL agree it's better than Obamacare, right?

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3. DON'T. REVIEW. THE. POLICE. ON. FACEBOOK.

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4. How DARE you say that the Middle East won't be a war-ravaged shithole for the rest of time!

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5. Life isn't easy for people with bad eyesight and unquenchable horniness.



6. Hmm, if only he had worn an accessory that could help block out the sunlight...

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7. 318 million divided by 318 million equals 1 million, right? FYI I failed literally every math class and still eat Play-Doh regularly.

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8. Well, 3 is less than 4, so 1/3 has gotta be less than 1/4, right? I'm the same math guy as before, FYI.

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9. Man, I wish I had hot dog fingers too. Probably for different reasons though.

Complete Idiots Who Have All Brought Shame To Their Families

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10. Bob Marley is a time-travelling music plagiarist...I knew it.

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11. So....not a fan of Queen, huh?

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