Well. Sonofabitch. We hate to be the ones to break it to you, but a piece of fruit has a better ass than you. Than all of us.

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It doesn't deserve it. It doesn't even know it has it. What we wouldn't give to have an ass like Pear Butt. But alas, the closest we can get is photoshopping this pear donk onto our own donks. Or just anything it's funny on. Which is a lot. 

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This Sexy Pear Has A Hotter Ass Than All of Us

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