"THIS ISN'T A PHASE MOM, THIS IS WHO I AM. I mean, it's not who I'll be in like another couple of years, but RIGHT NOW IT'S WHO I AM. God. Moms are such bitches, don't even understand that pain fuels me."

5 minutes later: 

"Mom, did you pick up my Flintstone Vitamine gummies?"

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