It's never really clear why some people feel the need to word vomit all over their statuses like they're a drunk bro at the club.

Like, chill out, Don, we don't need another conspiracy theory about how jet fuel can't melt steal beams or how worried you are about your dog's swollen anal glands.

Get out of here with that.

Don't be a Don, guys.

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