We're happy these people found love and everything, but can they just tone it down a bit?

1. Something tells me this relationship didn't last.

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Deliriumisms

2. 'whoops'

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nickcooper1991

3. No Facebook status should ever start 'i masturbated'

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chiefsupreme

4. Can't someone like a dog pic anymore?

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 rebel_nature

5. Why.

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ridiculouslyratch