Nothing is more annoying than someone who is like "honestly, Charles, you wouldn't want to be as smart as me. It's such a burden being the most intelligent fuck nut in the room".

It's definitely so ugh-worthy, we kind of want to vom, like the people who shared these stories with the world. 

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