Sure, you didn't mean to take that flawless selfie.

And yeah, defitinely 100% your one-day-old infant child, who doesn't understand the concept of toes yet, posted it to your Faceback with hashtag blessed.

And tooootally, you didn't ask to see her boobs on your crush's status, it was your friend, that dumb baby, who-"HOLY SHIT DUDE I JUST DISCOVERED TOES"-got ahold of your phone and posted it on your behalf.

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