If these things actually happened, I will eat my entire fist AND an entire child. Swear to god.

Because from here, these stories look like a real big bad pile of bullshit. 

1. I bet this mom definitely didn't tell her kid to hold this book for internet points.

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2. Lol you let your kid die.

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Annoying Parents Who Need to Quit Lying About Their Kids Doing Sh*t

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