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Every school had some uniquely dumb rules - at my elementary school, we were banned from playing with pogs during recess because teachers thought it constituted gambling. To be fair, if I had any money to bet on pogs, I definitely would have.

Still, it's incredible to hear about the ridiculously stupid weird rules some schools had - and this r/AskReddit thread has some of the best:



1. Banning kids from playing with the schoolyard equipment they spent months working for? Makes sense.

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2. One-way hallways are a one-way road to failure.

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3. Imagine if The Breakfast Club had 200 main characters.

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4. My guess is no one bought that OTHER teacher a cake on her last day.

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5. The only thing that wasn't banned was "sitting quietly by yourself"

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6. Pssh, these selfish kids think they're too good to eat clumps of hair in their lunches.

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7. I don't know about you, but I didn't really spend that much time staring at socks.

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8. It's lunch time, so no one eat for 5 minutes.

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9. Let's get kids used to stupid corporate bureacracy early on.

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10. The Bloods and the Crips are definitely gonna head into rural Missouri next

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11. "Toga Day is approved, as long as you don't wear any togas."

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12. "Well, it's 9:01, guess I'm skipping finals this year."

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13. Long hair? Fine. Hair growing near your ears? NO WAY.

People Share Their School's Dumbest, Stupidest Rules

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