Desperate times call for desperate measures, but these people just took it to a whole new level. 

 

1.

kayak the beer store

via yourpretendgirlfriend

2.

avocado desperate

via EightyFourRands 

3.

ceiling titty desperate

via HikariEmi

4.

resume please hire m e

 via ManHuman

5.

free pizza with house

via left_nut 

6.

showed you my dick answer me snapchat

via tehhuntorr

7.

sleeping pizza

via hitshappens

8.

free wifi desperate

via SHANNERS 

9.

toilet paper desperate

via StuffHobbes

11.

books free or whatever

via AllTheGoodNamesWereChosen

12.

desperate bumper sticker

via Brainsnap

10.

  desperate gamer

via ninjasniper78