1. "omg" - Winston Churchill
2. Barcodes are doing the OPPOSITE thing you think they are.
3. This checks out.
4. Excuse me, I have to go write a letter to NASA.
5. However, we should still not sew hearts together.
6. Fortune cookies are not supposed to mess with your head this way.
7. And once you watch them all, JK Rowling becomes mortal again.
9. OWLS HAVE LONG LEGS???
10. Time to learn a few things about butterflies, whether you like it or not.