me today pic.twitter.com/31xwQE0j4N-- jameh (@jamehhhhhhh) April 24, 2017
let us not forget this crucial moment in american history pic.twitter.com/ABqZoGvsUe-- saw ur tweet. u ok? (@KasaiREX) April 25, 2017
being a ghost sounds so petty to me. like, you died a long time ago but you're still hanging around for the drama of it all.-- JuanPa (@jpbrammer) April 25, 2017
Hungry Hungry Hippos but the hippos are my ego and the marbles are external validation-- Sweatpants Cher (@House_Feminist) March 29, 2017
as i open the door to warn my 16 y.o. self about 2017, i suddenly recall a childhood memory of my doppelgänger walking in on me masturbating-- demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) April 18, 2017
What do I do for fun? Well, mostly I close browser tabs for articles I ~should~ read, but I am definitely not going to read after all.-- Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) April 25, 2017
ME: (meeting the devil) I love your eggs.-- Tommytoughstuff (@Tommytoughstuff) April 25, 2017
I'm off to bed.-- Big Green Bookshop (@Biggreenbooks) April 23, 2017
From 9am tomorrow you really need to start buying some books off of us.
We're seriously skint.
6 days to pay bills.
Using shift to capitalize the first letter when caps lock is on pic.twitter.com/IDOw4G0UiB-- Eduardito (@Eddy_Kruger) April 21, 2017
a•c•q•u•a•i•n•t•a•n•c•e•s (tv show, sitcom): six peopel avoid grabbing a cup of coffee together for 10 years-- jomny sun (@jonnysun) April 24, 2016
im gonna have a productive weekend-- Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) April 25, 2017
*watches 3 seasons of a show*
*organizes shirts by softness*
*naps 5 times*
ugh i never have enough time
Contouring my ass in case the bullies decide to pants me again today-- Kellen Beck (@Kellenbeck) April 24, 2017