Is there anything worse than someone who thinks they're completely insane and constantly talk about their CRAZY adventures like they're John Wick riding a bear in a forest fire? 

We think not.

In reality, we know that eating a Kit-Kat wrong doesn't constitute as badassery. But it is pretty fucked up.

1. Fuck dating the police. 

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2. I bet those employees all had their minds blown!

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3. Wowowow! You took a NEW profile pic on the fly? In.sane.

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4. Bro! Is that gonna scar?

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5. Hello Not Dave.

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6. His brother has never been found.

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7. Oh man, he got that movie theater so good.

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8. SNACK ORGY!

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9. To be fair, true. 

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10. NO WAY, YOU ATE FOOD?

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11. Dude, Santa's gonna be so pissed!

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12. KALE???

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