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HEY. YOU MAY HAVE HEARD ABOUT THE FUCKING AHCA (AMERICAN HEALTHCARE ACT), A FUCKING SHITTY BILL DESIGNED TO FULFILL PRESIDENT TRUMP'S FUCKING PROMISE TO REPEAL OBAMACARE. WELL, IT WAS PASSED BY THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES AND IS GOING TO FUCK EVERYONE, SO FUCKING TIGHTEN YOUR FUCKING SEATBELT BECAUSE WE'RE ON THE FUCKING AUTOBAHN OF FUCK RIGHT NOW.



1. THIS FUCKING BILL IS GONNA FUCKING FUCK EVERYTHING UP FOR FUCKING EVERYONE

HAVE ANY FUCKING PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS? WELL, YOU'RE FUCKED. FUCKING EVERYTHING IS A "PRE-EXISTING CONDITION" BY THE WAY, FROM RAPE TO DOMESTIC ABUSE TO BEING PREGNANT. REALLY FUCKING COOL, HUH.

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EVEN IF YOU CAN GET ON EMPLOYER HEALTH INSURANCE, YOU'RE STILL FUCKED, SINCE YOUR PREMIUMS WILL GO THROUGH THE FUCKING ROOF OF THIS FUCKHUT IF YOU SO MUCH AS SNEEZE IN THE VICINITY OF YOUR INSURANCE PROVIDER.

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WELCOME TO FUCKEDVILLE, POPULATION: LITERALLY EVERYONE.



2. THE FUCKING REPUBLICANS DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HOW BADLY THEY'RE FUCKING US ALL

WHY WE'RE ALL FUCKED

DID THEY FUCKING READ THE BILL? FUCK NO. DID THEY FUCKING WAIT FOR THE FUCKING CBO SCORE LIKE THEY FUCKING SWORE UP AND DOWN THEY WOULD? FUCKING NOT EVEN CLOSE. ARE THEY FUCKING PARTYING AT THE TAXPAYER EXPENSE OVER THIS FUCKING THING? OF FUCKING COURSE THEY ARE. FUCK.

AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THEY CAN'T EVEN KEEP THEIR FOOTBALL METAPHORS STRAIGHT:

ALTHOUGH TECHNICALLY THIS IS FUCKING CORRECT - HE FUCKED UP SPECTACULARLY AND DID SOMETHING FUCKING MORONIC.



3. THE FUCKING DEMOCRATS ARE TREATING THIS LIKE A FUCKING GAME

FUCKING POOR PEOPLE ARE FUCKED AND THE FUCKING DEMOCRATS ARE FUCKING SINGING AND LAUGHING BECAUSE OF FUCKING POLITICS. BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? IT'S NOT THEIR FUCKING ASSES ON THE LINES - THEY'RE NOT UNEMPLOYED OR POOR, SO WHY SHOULD THEY FUCKING TREAT THIS WITH THE FUCKING GRAVITY IT DESERVES? FUCK.

PEOPLE WILL FUCKING DIE WHILE YOU PLAY FUCKING GAMES AND HOPE THAT THIS BLOWS UP IN THE GOP'S FACE ENOUGH TO GAIN BACK CONTROL OF THE HOUSE. FUCK.



4. FUCK THE INHUMANS SHOW LOOKS FUCKING SHITTY

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HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FUCKING SHIT? WHAT DID THEY DO TO FUCKING MEDUSA? IS THAT SERIOUSLY HOW HER HAIR IS GONNA LOOK IN THE SHOW? AND WHERE THE FUCK IS LOCKJAW? FUCK THAT WAS THE ONLY THING I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO. FUCK.

SORRY JUST MAD AND EVERYTHING IS KINDA BUMMING ME OUT RIGHT NOW