If you're in a relationship and you're okay with talking to your S.O. like this, please seek counseling.

It's not that we're against affection, we're just against people in relationships that openly talk about their poop texture with each other on social media.

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Couples Who Message the Most Cringe-Worthy Sh*t to Each Other

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