1. This is absolutely the funniest thing that will come out of The Emoji Movie (which - reminder - is a REAL THING THAT IS HAPPENING)



2. To be fair, his bit about the decadence of America the Great Satan is pretty solid.



3. Twitter is Hell for brands, but amazing for the rest of us.



4. This should be the answer to every puzzle.



5. #relatable



6. This is the most accurate description that has ever been uttered.



7. UGH I CAN'T FIND THE BARCODE ON THIS THING



8. Close enough.



9. Damn, nostalgia really is great.



10. Pssst, no one tell anyone who's really into "red pilling" that the directors of the movie that's from literally transitioned to women.



11. Now it's time to murder Carmen Sandiego.



12. We've all been one of these three.



13. NO!!!!!!!!!