1. Think like a pampered little prince(ss)

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2. Don't sit on a goddamn wet ass bench. Crank that shit over to the other side

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3. Temper a flaming b-hole with a cooling caress

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4. Toothbrush water fountain - "We let you spit AND swallow™"undefined

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5. Ice Cream Lock - "We let you not get to my fucking ice cream, Greg"

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6. Seems dangerous, but hey fuck it

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7. This one's a lot.

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8. When the ground is not clean enough for your food, why not put it on your dick?

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9. And hopefully not a burnt down house

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10. Hell yes, time to snuggle with some fries

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11. Brgghhasssududdsew?!

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12. When you've killed all the flies, the only thing left is to M U R D E R  T H E  M E D I A

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