If you work in a hospital, chance are you're going to witness some real crazy stuff.

And A LOT of that stuff is going to involve butts. Lots of Butt Stuff. 

Forunately, a lot of these incidents are relatively harmless, according to the ER docs over /r/AskReddit. That being said, we definitely clenched are bungholes reading these. 

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via -eons-

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via cream-of-cow

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via Chuggerbomb

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via dreamingofinnisfree

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via sojahi