Write this down, A-listers. If you're looking to avoid the paparazzi, there is absolutely no funnier way to do it than this technique perfected by the one and only Leonardo DiCaprio.

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So fun. So sneaky. So impractical. Leo's technique clearly was NOT effective in deterring paparazzi's photos, but that's OK. Because now we all get to live in a world where this photo exists, as well as a bunch of fun photoshops of it from the genies at r/photoshopbattles.

1. Somehow I always knew DiCaprio was the guy from the Learning Company games

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2. *muffled* I'll never let go.

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3. Day 15. I've infiltrated their ranks. The coats haven't suspected a thing.

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4. ...Can't...see...where...is...the zipper

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5. - "Mr. DiCaprio, who are you wearing tonight?"

- *muffled* Shh I'm not here.

Sneaky Leo Hilariously Hid From the Paparazzi, But He Couldn't Escape The Photoshops

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6. After such a long drought, The Academy was nice enough to customize Leo's Oscar

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7. Double the neighborly advice

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8. He's just too good goddamn it. If only he left his face uncovered!

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9. *cue expanding and contracting accordion sound*

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10. ...it was him all along. And he said he'd never let go...

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11. And hey might as well end on this. Don't overthink it. It's just Leo with monkey legs.

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