These people must have quite a vibrant imagination based on their creative writing.

If they didn't already have a job ruling over this lard hoard of BS, maybe they could have been successful fiction writers!

1.

undefined

via Poutinemilkshake2

2.

undefined

via reddit

3.

undefined

via RandomlyCombust

4.

undefined

via Paterno_Ster

5.

undefined

via Seymawinchester69

6.

undefined

via Favouritememe