Let's be realistic - as a piece of online content, we can't go making wild claims and promises willy-nilly about guaranteeing to make you laugh or anything. I mean, we HAVE done that in the past, but if we're being totally honest with ourselves, these are simply the kinds of things we cannot ensure. Maybe a post won't quite tickle your funny-bone as much as we would have hoped - so promising to make you laugh is probably a bridge too far.
So here's what we'll do: we guarantee this will make you chuckle gently. Not even necessarily an external chuckle - maybe it'll simply be an internal chuckle, and you'll send to a friend and follow-up with an "lol." This is what we feel comfortable with promising you right now.
And now we'll see if we can deliver on that promise - so please, enjoy, be honest, and feel free to chuckle gently if the mood takes you!