Come, take my hand. Do not fear, I am Elon Musk, and shall unleash your full potential. Together, we shall zip around in tunnels I've bored underground, launch into space and colonize Mars together, and talk about how fucking dope floors are. 

1. Think about it though.
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2. A good question. An even better response.

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3. Here, gaze upon this sloth.

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4. I am capable of much. You are as well, my child.

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5. Desperation leads to the greatest innovation.

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6. Never lose the child within.

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7. The location of which shall never be revealed.

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8. The key ingredient to success, my child.

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9. No further questions.

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10. This "Al Yankovic" may be weird but I, I, am sane.

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11. Thank you to my constituents. Now, we fly.

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