You can never be truly prepared for everything that is to come (pun intended) the first time you have sex.

Between the weird fart noises and the slop-fest between the legs, there's just a slew of things they don't tell you about in sex ed.

The people over at /r/AskReddit know exactly what we're talking about. 

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