We're all gonna drop a few IQ points after giving these a glance.

1. You know, that famous phrase "31 days a month (except February, April, June, September, and November), 7 days a week"? Of course you do!

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AmeliaDernabach

2. Should have gone with "GR8 AT EXCEL"

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Endless_Vanity

3. Ah, Twitter, a place for modern exchange of ideas and reasoned debate.

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4. If this were the case, Gaston from Beauty and the Beast would have died when he was like 4 years old.

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idonteven333

5. "Weird - sure are a bunch of fire trucks at that fire station. I don't even see any smoke."

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fievelm

6. "Celsius? More like SELL-sius! ...cuz they should get rid of it."

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MoisesPhilps

7. Uh, what does "pregnancy" have to do with "giving birth"? Literally nothing.

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ColonelTacozz

8. To be fair, no one would post something they didn't like.

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ihateuall

9. Of all the things to lie about, "meeting Jared Leto" should not even cross your mind.

Insane Facepalms Of The Incredibly Dumb

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