We're all gonna drop a few IQ points after giving these a glance.
1. You know, that famous phrase "31 days a month (except February, April, June, September, and November), 7 days a week"? Of course you do!
2. Should have gone with "GR8 AT EXCEL"
3. Ah, Twitter, a place for modern exchange of ideas and reasoned debate.
4. If this were the case, Gaston from Beauty and the Beast would have died when he was like 4 years old.
5. "Weird - sure are a bunch of fire trucks at that fire station. I don't even see any smoke."
6. "Celsius? More like SELL-sius! ...cuz they should get rid of it."
7. Uh, what does "pregnancy" have to do with "giving birth"? Literally nothing.
8. To be fair, no one would post something they didn't like.
9. Of all the things to lie about, "meeting Jared Leto" should not even cross your mind.
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