Get a good look at these folks while you can, cuz after this they'll be roasted beyond recognition.

1. Shortly after this he purchased a tiny house deep in the woods and lived as a roasted recluse.

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2. Get it?!? You don't have sex with PEOPLE! Dummy!

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3. Even if her parents found her they wouldn't want her back.

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4. To serve and protect, the mall, probably.

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5. Three times more bird friends than human friends.

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6. Go-to song? Radiohead's "Creep".

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7. The store-brand version of the Eternal Sunshine girl has come to life.

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8. Always so close to marriage, yet so far away.

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9. I've totally had sex before though. Must've been a year ago. Yeah that sounds right. 

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10. Hello darkness my old friend...

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11. Your entire life is a stealth mission pal.

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