Oh, you're just so incredible rich?

Cool, go do that by yourself in the middle of the ocean away from the rest of us poor peasants.

While you're at it, make sure you take all your money with you so you can live on Garbage Island sitting on your throne of riches.

1. Aw, it doesn't fit? You should probably burn it, then.

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2. So, can I get your Louboutins or are you going to continue being a smug hypocrite?

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3. What a SAINT! She actually acknowledged a homeless man!

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4. How silly! Didn't even realize it was gone! XD

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5. Oh this little rock? It's whatever, I'm more invested in saving lives!

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6. Just another normal day when you're a rich fucking asshole. 

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7. I hope this man found his 4-star hotel in hell.

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8. I HATE doing chores...*Ahem* Givenchy *hint hint* I'm rich, you see *wink*...

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9. Did I mention MY BMW yet today?!

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10. And we hope you never find it *happy emoji face*

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11. I didn't have to work hard because mom and dad supplied my income!

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12. The world's greatest tragedy. 

Rich Braggers Who Need to be Sent to a Desert Island With $0

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