Sometimes Tinder is less a "dating" app and more of a "soul-crushing, I-am-now-forever-depressed" app.

1. Bill ded.

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lexloafers

2. "Vegas humor"

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quantum69

3. Rickard, that opening line is just asking to be roasted.

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ItsRatherWindy

4. To be fair, not every girl will assume you're setting up a pickup line.

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EVSnowden

5. When you come on strong, expect the same back.

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PlutoEra

6. I feel like she got #1 without asking for it.

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epicsaxman13

7. Burnt and he knew it.

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l23VIVE

8. Harolds everywhere are outraged.

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1knightstands

9. ...opinion on rim jobs should never be the first 4 words to a new human being.

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captainsievehead

10. But for real, someone create a baby translating app.

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mrjack92

11. To be fair, he DID ask for it.

Tinderers Who Were Straight Up Roasted Into Dating Oblivion

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