Sometimes Tinder is less a "dating" app and more of a "soul-crushing, I-am-now-forever-depressed" app.
1. Bill ded.
2. "Vegas humor"
3. Rickard, that opening line is just asking to be roasted.
4. To be fair, not every girl will assume you're setting up a pickup line.
5. When you come on strong, expect the same back.
6. I feel like she got #1 without asking for it.
7. Burnt and he knew it.
8. Harolds everywhere are outraged.
9. ...opinion on rim jobs should never be the first 4 words to a new human being.
10. But for real, someone create a baby translating app.
11. To be fair, he DID ask for it.
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