Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
15 Creeps Who Need to Stop Role-Playing When Trying to Flirt
August 2, 2017
Technically, you can flirt however you want, but we're just gonna real talk for a second.
If you're constantly *starts sweating profusely* putting descriptions of what you're doing *looks down at feet, embarrassed* like this, then you're doing the whole pick-up thing wrong *whimpers*.
Next time you feel like you really need to express yourself in this way, maybe just...don't. Senpai isn't noticing you for a reason.
1. So, even in your roleplaying fantasy your voice still cracks?
2. Good thing you're 5,000 miles away from (hopefully) everyone in existence.
3. NO THANK YOU.
4. I feel like this should get someone legally arrested.
5. Please, don't sneak up behind women, even if it's hypothetical.
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