Ever since quill was put to scroll, man has begun the process of taming the written language. I am happy to announce that finally, today, we as a people have reached the zenith of written accomplishment. Roses are red, violets are blue, I hope you find these funny cuz I sure do.

1. Po, what would the giant Sun Baby say?

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via The_Yakuza

2. One of the finest exquisite corpse poems there is.

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via Nate Cook

3. I want this goddamn hat.

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via OneRetrove

4. This vid is far too underappreciated on Pornhub.

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via OfficialDampSquid

5. The poem of a generation.

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via midjuneau

6. RUN.

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via RiteInTaEye

7. Also, bird. You are a bird.

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via Jeremy252