This is Tumblr at its Tumblr-est.
1. Protagonist or boss, I'd still be frightened.
2. They were meant for each other.
3. 4729 3320 9 -- wait a minute.
4. Oh. Right. Because that makes much more sense.
5. 2017 in a nutshell. Or urn, in this case.
6. Wow, this is true.
7. Operating systems are suckin' dicks now, huh? What a time to be alive.
8. Thanks? Or wait, is that an insult again?
9. We must see this comic.
10. Has Texas replaced popcorn with pickles?
11. Taking a swig of ants is now on my nightmare list.
12. Same. For all I know, the pages were blank.
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