This is Tumblr at its Tumblr-est.

1. Protagonist or boss, I'd still be frightened.

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2. They were meant for each other.

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3. 4729 3320 9 -- wait a minute.

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4. Oh. Right. Because that makes much more sense.

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5. 2017 in a nutshell. Or urn, in this case.

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6. Wow, this is true.

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7. Operating systems are suckin' dicks now, huh? What a time to be alive.

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8. Thanks? Or wait, is that an insult again?

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sunbolts

9. We must see this comic.

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ohmaddening

10. Has Texas replaced popcorn with pickles?

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comradebat

11. Taking a swig of ants is now on my nightmare list.

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lessthenmorethan

12. Same. For all I know, the pages were blank.

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