Swiggity swooty, these people are loudly barreling towards that booty.

1. Read ya loud and clear from a mile away.

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2. Ma'am I am a 10 year old child.

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3. Blazing right on past the small talk.

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4. Think we know what's on her mind.

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5. You kiss your mother with that tongue?

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6. Caught red-handed Tom Hiddleston. Red-handed.

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7. Welp, doesn't get much clearer than that.

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8. Ah the beautiful constellation Orion's Thirst.

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9. Best way to let the wife know what you're mood you're in: shadow puppets.

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10. This is probably also a great way to receive frowns when you're getting your lighter back.

Not-So-Subtle Flirters Who Want Dat Ass

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