Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
11 Not-So-Subtle Flirters Who Want Dat Ass
August 4, 2017
Swiggity swooty, these people are loudly barreling towards that booty.
1. Read ya loud and clear from a mile away.
2. Ma'am I am a 10 year old child.
3. Blazing right on past the small talk.
4. Think we know what's on her mind.
5. You kiss your mother with that tongue?
6. Caught red-handed Tom Hiddleston. Red-handed.
7. Welp, doesn't get much clearer than that.
8. Ah the beautiful constellation Orion's Thirst.
9. Best way to let the wife know what you're mood you're in: shadow puppets.
10. This is probably also a great way to receive frowns when you're getting your lighter back.
Pick Up Lines
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.