If these products made it to Shark Tank, they'd be laughed off set.

1. Never has masturbating been sadder.

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Dump A Day

2. Nothing is more baffling than an inflatable cat. Under what circumstances does one want/need an inflatable cat?

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3. AHH

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DonutPlains

4. I think this person overestimated the public's desire for sperm merchandise.

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5. Because fashion.

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Sad and Useless

6. Ooor you could buy a bag not made of genitalia-touching undergarments.

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7. Keeps the bugs out and the loud, plastic crunch noises in. 

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Daily Dawdle

8. Perfect for the dog owner who absolutely despises their dog?

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Pinterest

9. "That sensual no-bra-look"

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10. What exactly is the purpose here?

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11. Somewhere, there is a bunch of faceless Barbies just waiting to give someone a lifetime of nightmares.

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