Being the world's greatest asshole is one thing, but if you're pompous too, woaaaa Nelly you're a real special breed of jack-off.

These people may think they're in the smartest 1% of the population, but we all know better.

Really, they rank in the 1% of most punchable. And that's pretty impressive considering the current state of politics. 

1. You must be fun at parties.

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2. Is...is this a shitty riddle?

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3. Just a concerned father, who doesn't understand how viruses evolve, but is still somehow smarter than Edward Jenner.

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4. There's no "I' in team, but there is a "U" in "suck"

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5. The true mark of a genius is fighting on an App store comment section.

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