May the memes be with you. *And also with you.*
1. Yeah, it's preeeetty omnipotent too.
2. A sacred, holy union has been formed.
3. Miss me with that premarital shit.
4. Now ya fucked up Peter. Now ya fucked up.
Jesus: "How many times will you disown me before the rooster crows?"-- X (@XLNB) February 19, 2017
Peter The Apostle: pic.twitter.com/cj0Mamia2s
5. "Our next hymn will be Wyclef Jean's Sweetest Girl (Dollar Bill)"
6. The Lord works in mysterious ways.
7. The Bible really should have more talking vegetables though.
8. Hey, as long as I still get to JACK IT IN HELL.
9. Yeah this cool snake gave it to me, what's the big deal?
10. Ohhhhhh shiiiiiiiii
"Aye, Jesus ain't in the tomb no more!"-- X (@XLNB) July 1, 2017
The Pharisees & Sadducees:
11. Capable of spinning for eternity.
12. What you memed for the least of my brothers, you memed for me.