Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
12 "Nice Boys" You Won't Take Home to Meet Your Mom Since They're Actually Insane
August 15, 2017
Oh wow, you held open the door for m'lady and then you insisted that she owe you a date because ~*chivalry*~ but when she said no you called her a dumb slut.
So, really, we're confused. Is she a lady or a slut? Is she both? This is some Madonna-Whore Complex shit, and we're definitely ready to a civil conversation about it.
But first, fuck these guys, right?
1. Toxic girls won't even let me smell their hair ONCE.
2. She'll have daddy issues and he'll be like "see, I told you" as he fucks off into the sun with 1,000 sexy virgins.
3. I have never met a woman in person that isn't my mom. FACTS.
4. Refined gentlemen such as himself don't have time for little strumpets.
5. Women are so needy! Why won't anyone date me I'm lonely. :(
6. TIL: Nice guys finish last because of feminist BS but also wolves?
7. I'm entitled to at least one date per once of your break-ups!
8. I COMPLIMENT YOU NOW YOU ARE OBLIGATED TO WED ME.
9. SERIOUSLY?! SERIOUSOOY? SERIOUSOMALAPALOOZA?
10. I'm basically a fucking saint in all ways.
12. I don't know it it's the "dumb cunts" or "maybe I should treat women like shit" but the guys got a point.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.