Oh wow, you held open the door for m'lady and then you insisted that she owe you a date because ~*chivalry*~ but when she said no you called her a dumb slut. 

So, really, we're confused. Is she a lady or a slut? Is she both? This is some Madonna-Whore Complex shit, and we're definitely ready to a civil conversation about it. 

But first, fuck these guys, right?

1. Toxic girls won't even let me smell their hair ONCE.

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2. She'll have daddy issues and he'll be like "see, I told you" as he fucks off into the sun with 1,000 sexy virgins.

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3. I have never met a woman in person that isn't my mom. FACTS.

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4. Refined gentlemen such as himself don't have time for little strumpets. 

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5. Women are so needy! Why won't anyone date me I'm lonely. :(

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6. TIL: Nice guys finish last because of feminist BS but also wolves?

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7. I'm entitled to at least one date per once of your break-ups!

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8. I COMPLIMENT YOU NOW YOU ARE OBLIGATED TO WED ME.

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9. SERIOUSLY?! SERIOUSOOY? SERIOUSOMALAPALOOZA?

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10. I'm basically a fucking saint in all ways.

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12. I don't know it it's the "dumb cunts" or "maybe I should treat women like shit" but the guys got a point.

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