Hundreds of millions of people have to endure taking public transportation every day.

That's why if you're the person making it harder/grosser/generally less pleasant for everyone, then you are a giant butthole. 

No one really wants to ride a crowded subway, but come on man, tuck your balls back in your shorts, okay?

1. Ugh, I can't believe he spelled it "your" when it should be "you're". 

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2. He just couldn't wait to be the worst living human.

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3. "Where did I go so wrong?"

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4. Porn, masturbation and chicken wings: an untold story.

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5. Excuse me, sir? Sir. Sir, you can't drink on the metro, thank you.

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6. She's having a shell of a time. 

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7. Love is a subway, I'm wanna ride it all night long.

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8 OH. Oh god. oh oh god oh god. It's happening. Fuck. Don't make eye contact, Timmy.

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9. Miss, I think you dropped some of your bodies back there.

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10. Actual photo of unbaptized child stuck in purgatory. 

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11. Just a casual stroll through the tunnels of wretchedness.

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12. Like we said, public transport is a portal to hell.

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