Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
12 Times Public Transportation Was an Actual Hellmouth
August 17, 2017
Hundreds of millions of people have to endure taking public transportation every day.
That's why if you're the person making it harder/grosser/generally less pleasant for everyone, then you are a giant butthole.
No one really wants to ride a crowded subway, but come on man, tuck your balls back in your shorts, okay?
1. Ugh, I can't believe he spelled it "your" when it should be "you're".
2. He just couldn't wait to be the worst living human.
3. "Where did I go so wrong?"
4. Porn, masturbation and chicken wings: an untold story.
5. Excuse me, sir? Sir. Sir, you can't drink on the metro, thank you.
6. She's having a shell of a time.
7. Love is a subway, I'm wanna ride it all night long.
8 OH. Oh god. oh oh god oh god. It's happening. Fuck. Don't make eye contact, Timmy.
9. Miss, I think you dropped some of your bodies back there.
10. Actual photo of unbaptized child stuck in purgatory.
11. Just a casual stroll through the tunnels of wretchedness.
12. Like we said, public transport is a portal to hell.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.