6. Seems pretty good to me.
Was just at the bank n a wee old wife says to me "could ye check ma balance son" so a pushed her-- Sandy Inch (@sandyinch1) August 12, 2017
7. I'd resign day one. No amount of money would be worth it.
Imagine yer job was employing service dogs & u had to fire one, pure heartbroken saying "best of luck in yer future endeavours Baxter mate"-- SUPERNOVA (@NoamDar) December 13, 2016
8. You always take her side.
mum trying to defend the dog for doing a shite in ma room like 'she's down here' awryt mum am jokin it was me who done a shite on ma carpet-- Lorin (@_lozzzzax) March 4, 2015
9. Holy shit this dog F U C K S.
Emma saw this smug fuck from the bus and I'm gonnae kick his wee spaniel heid in for trying to impress ma burd. pic.twitter.com/SRUwmjUJZ2-- Shinobi Boaby (@ComradeTheBear) July 24, 2017
10. He should be applauding you for your selflessness
Ma dads actual raging at me because a came in steamin last night and used all the family ham to feed the cats in the street ???-- scottdog (@scotty_j__) April 30, 2017