Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
12 of the Most Neckbeardiest Things to Have Ever Been Said
August 22, 2017
"M'lady, would you do me the honour and put thine lips upon this Dorito-crusted mouth? Nay? Whatever, slut, I don't even like you anyway."
Yes, that is a sentence in Neckbeardian, a language used mostly by chivalrous and rotund men-NAY, GENTLEMEN-who live in their mom's basement.
If you're interested in learning more, don't. This language truly sucks.
1. The date didn't go well because I'm a massive chode.
2. SERIOUS ANNOUCEMENT TIME: would you sibble my dingle?
3. The only thing cheesy is the literal piece of cheddar in the center of your mind maze.
4. How to shit on things people enjoy just because.
5. Join me in this battle! Don't worry, you don't have to leave the house.
6. *Picks up chain smoking habit IMMEDIATELY*
7. Doth thine woman mind if thoust is to take pleasure from her aesthetic?
8. I think the bottom text is the boldest statement he made here.
9. It must be so boring not living inside an incredibly overheated mascot costume.
10. You have quite a way with words, you speak them and then I want to run aWAY.
11. Suck it, Grandma Jodie.
12. "Pleasure to MEAT you".
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.