These tweets are so good, they deserve their own personal trophies.ย 

1. This must happen a lot.

2. Sadly true.

3. And if you don't, NOBODY TELL THEM.

4. Love it.

5. Girls love when guys can turn foods into weapons.

6. The best possible way to handle that situation.

7. Lays. Time to pull the plug on that flavor.

8. "But he's having a heart attack."ย 

9. *long awkward pause* *tries to kiss interviewer again*

10. True. Posers.

11. Cheer up, pigeons. Life is probably better on the outside anyways.