8. Someone's setting a new standard for half-assing their job

undefined

via RegressToTheMean

9. The shop was told to give you a green door. They technically delivered

undefined

via eltigre910

10. I guess we couuuuulld

undefined

via wobbledog

11. You got it, pal

undefined

via dreamvilian27

12. I think I'll have the last say about that

undefined

via chizzled_booty

13. Gateway Arch don't give a shit

undefined

via Rboehlke

14. If Abe Lincoln wants to open, he'll fuckin open

undefined

via RoachDman