Just because you can post about how you pooped the bed last night doesn't really mean you should.

We get that you like to keep your friends updated on your day-to-day, but you've gotta quit it with the literal shit posting, Brenda.

1. A great way to honor the dead.

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2. For the love of GOD don't show us your kid's piss.

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3.  Making mom proud!

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4. This is the plot to a porno, right?

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5. Wow, reads like poetry. 

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6. The couple that's publicly annoying together, stays together. 

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7. And they say romance is dead.

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8. You're a black belt in posting statuses no one wants to read.

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9. A glowing recommendation. 

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10. nonoonononononononononononoo

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11. This is sad for at least three different reasons.

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12. I'll take "Why anal bleaching" for $500, Alex.

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13. Wanna hang out and help me pass a kidney stone?

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