These pics were timed to absolute perfection.

1. If only this man knew how dashing his small hat looked.

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Grouphon

2. And people told him his mustache tattoo was a bad idea...

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OwnTheKnight

3. Like owner, like dog.

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Kingjosh87

4. There's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't have arms and drink coffee!

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conversingwithoceans

5. Milliseconds from pain.

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chalushian

6. And here we have a classic accidental perv.

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anamazingredditor

7. This yoga pose can only be described as "advanced."

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Czarvana

8. This one had to be planned.

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GingerJesus89

9. We've all been there. Well. Guys. We guys.

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StarVulpes

10. Night ruined in 3...2...1...

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Aeogor

11. BUSTED.

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meltshake

12. That awkward moment when you accidentally french kiss a dog.

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GallowBoob