Many neckbeards take great pride in being gentlmen with hearts of gold and brains of steel.

But when it comes down to it, they just have a heart clogged with Taco Bell and brains of pure diarrhea. 

Honestly, we don't even need to call them out half the time, they do it for themselves. 

1. Nothing says "rebellious" more than a made-up automated Facebook message.undefined

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2. *heavy breathing* OF COURSE I RESPECT WHORES, THIS IS AMERICA *sweating*

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3. Too smart for m'usic. 

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4. Called. Out.

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5. Why pick on someone your own size when you can literally fight a little girl?

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6. Wow. Such genetics. 

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7. For the love of fucking GOD, Brent.

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8. The bride's name? Alberta Einstein. 

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9. Do you think he listens to Aerosmith's "Jaded" once a day? 

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10. They couldn't even get their own mom to make them a sandwich.

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11. LISA, I KNOW YOU CAN SEE THIS, PLS RESPOND I LOVE YOU.

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12. You're not my dad, I'm my own dad!

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