7. She never does...

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8. If I had a nickel for everytime I've been asked this

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9. As long as you don't smell like ointment and pee

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10. School won't teach you this, kids

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11. Can't stop, won't stop dressing like Mr. Frond

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12. B R I N G  T H E  T E R R O R

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