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1. Please, be nicer to me cards

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2. Why talk about the pain when you can end it?

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3. Even my food wants me to die

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4. I mean, it does have a nice look to it

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5. As a thrifty man, I'd be a fool not to

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6. I like these odds

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7. Each stick brings me closer to sweet release

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8. But actually, don't kill yourselves everyone. You gotta wait it out until

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9. Top 10 Greatest Pranks of All Time

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10. The iPhone X includes the very handy "turn that smile upside-down" feature

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11. WHO'S WITH ME?!?!

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12. 😍 Gonna turn myself medium-rare 😍

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