Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
12 Neckbeards That Need a Diaper for Their Piss Boy Attitude
September 18, 2017
Neckbeards, we know them well.
They have mastered the blade, but they still can't master getting out of "the friendzone".
They are nice guys who finish last because women are stuck-up sluts that don't want anything to do with their frog collection.
And, most of all, they are an endless source of entertainment.
God bless you, Neckbeards.
1. Have you ever considered that YOU might be the asshole?
2. The creators of Rick and Morty just cancelled the show because of this.
3. Wanna avoid fun? TRY THIS FUN TIP!
4. Fuck you Grandma.
5. Thank GOD for anime, real women are gross!
6. Ah yes, the superior race.
7. But first, let me chug a 2L of soda to fuel up.
8. Don't you DARE talk shit about Sonic the Hedgehog.
9. A totally normal thing to print out and hang all over your dorm.
10. How to be an pretentious nutsucker.
11. I'M NOT OVERREACTING YOU'RE OVERREACTING!
12. Bad news guy, beggers can't be choosers.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.