We can say one thing for sure: you don't want to run into these criminally insane people in a dark alley at night.

Luckily, they probably have a 9 p.m. curfew, so you're safe.

1. Bruh, who's going to contain the napkins now?!

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2. Holy shit, Dean!

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3. Pump the fucking breaks, Bernice. 

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4. Teachers tremble in his presence. 

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5. Who even THINKS about making their bed at 3 p.m.? WILD.

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6. This man is a danger to himself and others!

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7. WTF, waffles are for BREAKFAST, DUDE!

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8. This prank call has gone TOO FAR. 

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9. CAFFEINE QUEEN!

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10. We just don't ~*understand*~ his crazy sense of humor. 

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11. IT'S AlmOST 10 PM, Holy FUck!

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12. Trivia masters HATE him. 

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13. Rice in a cup?? Fucking illegal. 

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