They say grandmas know best and who are we to argue?

1. Circumcision is this grandma's go-to ice breaker. Do not attempt a similar ice breaker.

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blowbird

2. Oh no. Something bad has happened.

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SUE_FLAY

3. Sometimes grandma texts are like fun little puzzles.

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TOOTHPICKINCOCKHOLE

4. Don't mess with Nanee. Or try to get things clarified.

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IM_THE_ONE

5. I think I will stick to using the cellular telephones. 

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IM_A_GOAT_FACTORY

6. I think there's a....little something extra in this message. But you do you, grandma.

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SQUINTSSS

7. Confusion on multiple levels.

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CAVE_SEX

8. But seriously what happens next.

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 SHINYWISP

9. This grandma and I share the same amount of knowledge on bitcoins.

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DOMIN007

10. WHAT.

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LIVERMUSH_BIZKIT

11. This grandma's got KINKS, baby.

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TIGERSAREPURPLE