Life is hard and let's face it, we don't all have the money to get through life glamorously.
But goddammit we try, and we're doing our best, okay?!
Like they say, when life hands you lemons, make lemonade. And if life just hands you a pile of trash, well, then make yourself a beautiful trash ballgown, Cinderella.
1. Bread is versatile.
2. A true American tragedy.
3. When you try so hard but you don't succeed.
4. When it's right before payday.
5. I can't buy milk AND a college education!
6. Fuck it, basically a donut.
7. What, like I'm not going to eat free breadsticks?
8. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here...
9. If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid.
10. You don't have to pay brand name prices to wear brand name attire.
11. If it's good enough for coffee, it's good enough for my butthole.
12. This guy is in quite a pickle.
13. Spraining your ankle can be delicious!
14. Makin' bacon.
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