What kind of person makes up stories on the internet to seem cool?
Well, we're about to find out.
We're not sure if we feel sorry for these supreme fabricators, but one thing is for certain: we love to call them out. Bullshitters beware, we're onto you!
1. Free coffee for being the world's greatest hero.
2. You're not my mom! Wait, are you my mom?
3. And then Albert Einstein actually DID bang his mom.
4. Ah, the classic "my parents painted my room overnight" gag.
5. Why does this happen to me so much??
6. Then they all held hands and hailed Satan.
7. He models for his local Shop-Rite now.
8. Tutted AND hissed!
9. The principal let me skip the rest of the school year.
10. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.
11. Trump invited him to the White House to be assistant President after this.
12. The man with no feet gave him a standing ovation.
13. All dogs go to heaven.
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